See Demetri Martin: Standup Comedy for Christmas live at 9:30 Club in Washington on Sun, Dec 06, 2026. Get tickets on this page.
%20--%3e%3csvg%20version='1.1'%20id='Layer_1'%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20xmlns:xlink='http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink'%20x='0px'%20y='0px'%20viewBox='0%200%201511.95%201507.87'%20style='enable-background:new%200%200%201511.95%201507.87;'%20xml:space='preserve'%3e%3cstyle%20type='text/css'%3e%20.st0{fill:%23FFFFFF;stroke:%23000000;stroke-miterlimit:10;}%20%3c/style%3e%3cg%3e%3cpath%20class='st0'%20d='M1498.59,60.03c0.22,5.2,0.52,9.06,0.52,12.92c0.05,46.34,0,92.68,0.08,139.02%20c0.11,60.67,0.36,121.34,0.45,182.02c0.08,50.68,0.09,101.35,0.03,152.03c-0.05,44.01-0.36,88.02-0.35,132.03%20c0.01,46.34,0.77,92.68,0.25,139.01c-0.66,58.67-12.85,114.93-36.73,168.72c-17.24,38.83-40.56,73.17-69.88,103.95%20c-25.54,26.81-54.05,49.46-85.96,67.95c-36.42,21.1-75.67,34.38-116.96,41.98c-35.98,6.63-72.29,8.66-108.47,3.81%20c-64.41-8.63-124.14-30.62-177-68.87c-33.19-24.02-65.18-49.73-97.56-74.86c-43.71-33.93-87.29-68.02-130.9-102.09%20c-38.34-29.96-76.58-60.04-114.96-89.96c-24.79-19.32-50.93-36.59-79.94-48.91c-34.55-14.67-70.7-21.86-108.26-19.23%20c-54.76,3.84-104.34,21.77-145.49,58.89c-33.24,29.98-57.03,66.24-70.28,109.65c-15.78,51.72-15.1,102.88,3.99,152.96%20c32.25,84.59,93.37,135.71,182.87,152.15c48.04,8.82,93.97,1.23,136.75-21.07c67.84-35.36,109.94-91.19,125.89-166.28%20c5.1-24.03,5.61-48.25,2.58-72.61c-0.72-5.78-0.64-11.65-1.03-19.67c4.83,3.25,7.85,5.1,10.68,7.22%20c33.9,25.35,67.78,50.72,101.64,76.13c4.79,3.6,9.23,7.69,14.12,11.14c4.38,3.1,5.84,6.89,4.84,12.05%20c-2.71,14.06-4.24,28.43-8.11,42.16c-14.37,50.92-37.19,97.59-71.29,138.48c-29.8,35.75-64.77,65.52-105.31,88.03%20c-37.8,20.99-78.38,34.77-121.47,41.02c-64.89,9.41-127.36,0.94-188.22-22.78c-61.12-23.82-111.96-61.71-152.61-112.73%20c-32.33-40.58-54.32-86.64-67.8-136.99c-10.38-38.77-14.49-77.96-12-117.77c2.11-33.65,8.06-66.76,18.32-99%20c17.5-54.97,46.68-103,86.42-144.6c34.98-36.62,76.07-64.47,122.66-84.45c29.92-12.83,60.89-21.56,93.09-25.65%20c33.5-4.25,66.98-4.81,100.66-0.08c51.62,7.24,99.64,24.47,143.94,51.29c23.3,14.11,45.1,30.81,66.92,47.21%20c27.45,20.62,54.31,42.02,81.29,63.25c60.24,47.4,120.29,95.05,180.67,142.28c23.88,18.68,48.07,37.01,72.73,54.65%20c35.1,25.11,74.48,39.71,117.34,44.69c48.8,5.67,94.87-3.12,137.86-27.06c69.34-38.6,110.59-97.25,124.52-175.25%20c1.46-8.19,2.53-16.45,3.69-24.7c0.22-1.6,0.03-3.26,0.03-6.44c-4.08,1.14-7.51,1.76-10.68,3.04%20c-18.21,7.36-36.43,14.69-54.5,22.38c-40.26,17.11-78.39,38.32-115.71,61.01c-29.4,17.88-57.25,37.9-82.93,60.81%20c-4.54,4.05-8.31,5.05-14.23,3.37c-26.63-7.55-53.19-15.16-77.59-28.72c-13.72-7.62-26.97-15.88-39.08-26.7%20c0.27-1.49,0.31-3.16,0.88-4.63c14.57-37.38,35.19-71.04,62.83-100.15c31.2-32.86,67.49-58.43,110.43-73.65%20c28.75-10.19,58.4-16.58,89.1-15.37c43.54,1.73,85.01,11.78,123.49,32.82c2.28,1.24,4.71,2.19,8.18,3.78%20c0-181.09,0-361.19,0-542.39c-217.25,46.91-433.76,93.66-651,140.57c0,116.44,0,231.95,0,348.77c-3.22-1.73-5.24-2.6-7.03-3.81%20c-40.37-27.16-80.65-54.44-121.14-81.43c-5.2-3.47-8.11-7.16-8.08-13.59c0.09-21.66-0.26-43.32-0.23-64.97%20c0.03-21.32,0.39-42.64,0.49-63.96c0.1-21.32,0.09-42.64,0.05-63.97c-0.04-21.66-0.19-43.32-0.27-64.99%20c-0.12-33-0.24-66.01-0.29-99.01c0-1.61,0.68-3.22,1.23-5.66C883.5,192.95,1190.4,126.63,1498.59,60.03z'/%3e%3c/g%3e%3c/svg%3e)
